If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
(via pimpdaddyciel)
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
(via datnostalgickid)
- BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
- heck
- heckaroo
- frick frop
- nincompoop
- heckle deckle
- diddly darn
- dangan ronpa
- zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
(via datnostalgickid)
So right when things don’t exactly go your way you run from them instead of trying to fix them ? I kinda think that’s really Pathetic. You try control me and who I talk to yet you have no Authority to do so. Just stop, yeah you blocked me instead of trying to talk about things and that’s really immature no wonder your boyfriend was saying how you have a mind set of a middle schooler as you do. You need to grow the fuck up and get off that middle school level and bring your mind set into high school cause that’s where you are now if you can’t see. Middle school is over with. And you can’t really say shit about me cause you know I’ve only really kissed people never gone all the way unlike some people and Definitely not with Multiple people.
